#paleo banana pancakes, egg with laughing cow swiss cheese, and bacon! #breakfast

#paleo banana pancakes, egg with laughing cow swiss cheese, and bacon! #breakfast

"Disgusting." -DubyaTeen #zombies

"Disgusting." -DubyaTeen #zombies

Cause there’s no reason no not be… #happy #colorrun

Cause there’s no reason no not be… #happy #colorrun

Before and after. #colorrun

Before and after. #colorrun

So. Much. This. #colorrun

So. Much. This. #colorrun

Joy. #colorrun

Joy. #colorrun

Made the mistake of weighing in this morning… Knowing that it wouldn’t be pretty. Despite it all, keeping my perspective and headed to the happiest 5K on the planet. #colorrun

Made the mistake of weighing in this morning… Knowing that it wouldn’t be pretty. Despite it all, keeping my perspective and headed to the happiest 5K on the planet. #colorrun

Gear all ready for @TheColorRun 5K tomorrow. Excited! #colorrun

Gear all ready for @TheColorRun 5K tomorrow. Excited! #colorrun

This is happening. #skate #skates #skating #flashback

This is happening. #skate #skates #skating #flashback

geekgirlsmash:

roane72:

shayvaalski:

xezav:

太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股

best swear ever

OH GOD OH GOD THEY MEAN REAL THINGS. 

Dude, you didn’t know that? Pretty much all of the Chinese in Firefly was a classic example of Getting Shit Past the Censors.

Firefly’s 15 Best Chinese Curses and How To Say Them

Just in case you needed to know useful Chinese phrases like “Holy mother of god and all her wacky nephews.”

(Source: maxtremist, via whenyoufindmehere)